Thursday, January 21, 2010

There's Prison in my Future...

Last night Kate and I were watching Modern Family, and suddenly it hit me...there's about a 94% chance that I'll wind up in prison someday!

Why?

Because our girls will grow up.
They will date.
Boys will come around.
I will respond to that.
Thus, prison.

Its so clear to me...

-Ross

3 comments:

Unknown said...

I will be in the cell next to you. I always thought it was a cliche that dad's were so protective of their daughters. It's true...

Ross Christopher said...

ya, today @ the magic house this little dude grabbed cora and smashed her against the wall, and i was up in his face...and then remembered he was 4. yikes.

Anonymous said...

Dude, TOO true...I fear for the man that will ask for my daughter's hand in marriage. It could get Dahmer-like.