Gumbelfied

Lets just go ahead and give Greg Gumbel the honor and respect he so deserves. I mean, come on...look at that gorgeous head of hair. He is aging very nicely indeed.

His face - like an angel.
His hair - like locks of woven gold (black gold).
His voice - like a sirens wooing woofulness.

An altogether perfect package. Gumbel, you are a mans man.

-R